What's the opposite of a fancy dog?
A Meerkat
What do you get when you cross money with a meerkat?
A Cashmere Cat
My kitten was standing on his hind legs and looking around curiously, so I said to my fianceé "He looks like a meerkat... But alas he is only a mere cat"
Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat.
That’s about the long and short of it
What's a meerkat's favourite type of music?
Anything with a "purr-cussion" section!
Whats the highest form of flattery?
A plateau.
Why didn't the meerkat get a promotion?
She was already Head of Meerkating
Why did the meerkat join a band?
He wanted to play the "meer-castanets"!
