about

your welcome to funk off!

We're here to offer you a collection of hilarious goodies to make you laugh or giggle so you can share it with people you know and we can all get back to just enjoying life. And if you don't find something you like you can just Funk Off!

Hey there, hairless monkeys! I'm Flower, and I'm here to introduce you to Funk Off. Here at Funk Off, we believe life shouldn't be to serious so sit back and enjoy the best parts.

- Flower, Meerkat Manager
A vector photo of Flower the Funk Off mascot that's all sass and quite crass.

Who can shop here?

We only allow a select group of people into our store, see below to check if you qualify.

Can't shop here if:

You're alright if:

Your name is Karen
Your name is Jeff
You snap your fingers at wait staff
You tip well
You get offended easily
You can take a joke
You tell everyone your vegan
You are vegan